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The Chaos Test

Someone tells you the plan is simple. How do you react?

Add a big twist.

Follow the plan.

Turn the plan into something you prefer instead.

Add a small twist.

Try to follow it.

None

You hear a loud noise at night. What do you do?

Investigate while announcing loudly “If I die, I'm taking you with me.”

Turn on a light.

Investigate with zero caution.

Investigate cautiously.

Stay put.

None

Someone tells you “don’t touch anything.” What happens?

You freeze and look around at all the things to touch.

You reorganize the entire room just for fun.

You put your hands in your pockets.

You “accidentally” touch things.

You poke one thing to test the rules.

None

You’re bored. What happens?o?

You create a problem out of thin air.

You scroll on your phone.

You fight the urge to mess with something.

You wander around looking for something to mess with.

You invent a situation no one needed.

None

A friend says “Let’s behave tonight.” Your reply?

“That is not happening.”

44“I am already planning a bad decision.”

“Define behave.”

“Okay, sounds good.”

“I will try.”

None

A responsible adult asks you to “think before you act.” Your response?

“I will try.”

“Acting comes first.”

“I think enough.”

“Okay.”

“No promises.”

None

You find a button that says “Do Not Press.” Your move?

Press it twice confidently.

Touch the button.

Walk away.

Slam it repeatedly without hesitation.

Press it once lightly.

None

A sign says “Wet Paint.” Your instinct is…

To avoid it.

To walk around it cautiously.

Touch it to see if it's still wet.

To touch it fully and use the wet paint to write your name beside it.

Try to tell if it's wet just by looking at it.

None

Someone says “Please act normal.” You…

Act normal.

Immediately act very weird.

Act slightly weird.

Ask “Define normal.”

Try your best to be normal.

None

You see a “Do Not Enter” sign. What do you do?

Turn around.

Look at it and contemplate and then walk away.

Enter confidently like it belongs to you.

Kick it open just to see what happens.

Slowly push the door open.

None

You’re handed something fragile. You…

Hold it very carefully

Drop it immediately and say “Oops.”

Panic internally

Try to hand it back.

"Accidentally" juggle it.

None

Someone says “Don’t start.” You…

Pretend to behave.

Start immediately, loudly, with flair.

Settle down.

Take a deep breath.

Start the moment they look away.

None

Someone leaves you alone in their house for five minutes. What do you do?

Sit politely and quietly.

Look around at all the things but you don't touch.

Snoop around lightly. Just a peek.

Open random cabinets for no reason.

Rearrange something small so they question reality.

None

You see a group of people running. You…

Run past them screaming “Faster!”

Step aside.

Walk faster.

Run with them without asking why.

Watch from a distance.

None

Time's up

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