The Bitch Test

A person talks over you. What do you do?

Keep talking louder as if they were background noise.

Correct them and let them know you were speaking first.

Pause and take a deep breath while they finish.

Let them finish.

Say, “Are you done?” once they stop.

Someone tries to guilt trip you. What is your move?

Try to fix it.

Say “I am not responsible for that.”

Feel awkward.

Point out the clear manipulation.

Respond in a way that makes them second-guess their entire approach.

Someone tries to drag you into drama that you did not start. What do you do?

Start more drama.

Interrupt then and shut the whole conversation down.

Tell them you aren't interested in taking part.

Ignore it completely.

Ask for clarification.

You receive a text that says “We need to talk.” What is your reaction?

Send a text immediately “About what?”

Worry about all the things you know you have done wrong.

Take a deep breath and reply back “Ok, when?”

Worry about all the things you might have done wrong

“Great. I will bring snacks and honesty.”

Someone tells you to “calm down.” What do you do?

Say “Interesting choice of words.”

Rage out and cause a scene.

Say “I am calm.”

Take a deep breath.

Someone tries to embarrass you in front of others. What do you do?

Laugh it off.

Give them a look that says “Noted.”

Obliterate them with a one line comeback that becomes local legend.

Clap back with grace.

Change the subject.

A person keeps bragging. You respond by…

Listening politely.

Asking, “Does this story get better or can I sit down?”

Letting them know you are suspicious, “Wow that's quite the tale.”

Smiling and zoning out.

Saying “Good for you.”

When someone is rude to you, your default response is…

Walk away.

Give a short, clipped reply.

Offer a polite smile.

Point out exactly what they did.

Ruin their confidence with one well-timed dig.

Someone offers advice you did not ask for. Your reaction?

You stare until they get uncomfortable and walk away.

You pretend to listen, and then come up with an excuse to leave.

You reply with “That is wild considering no one asked your opinion.”

You smile politely.

You say “Interesting” and ignore it.

Someone lies to you even though you know the truth. What happens?

You entertain it. “Oh, wow, interesting”

You ask, “Are you sure?”

You let it go.

You repeat their lie back to them with a raised eyebrow.

You say, “I will let you rethink that sentence.”

Someone says, “You look tired today.” How do you respond?

“Wow. Brave choice to start your day like this.”

“Funny, I was about to say the same about you.”

“Do I? Huh.”

“Thank you for your concern.”

“Amazing. Insult me at breakfast.”

A stranger cuts in front of you in line. What happens next?

You sigh loudly.

You step closer so they know you noticed.

You move in front of them again with eye contact and zero explanation.

You tap their shoulder and ask if they are lost.

You let it go.

You see someone being dramatic for attention. What do you think?

“Here we go.”

“I refuse to clap for this performance.”

“Not my business.”

“They love an audience.”

“I hope they are okay.”

Someone gives you a fake compliment. How do you respond?

“Your acting career needs work.”

Say thank you.

Give them a side eye the whole time.

“Cute attempt, try again.”

Give a fake smile and move on.

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