The Bitch Test

Someone tries to drag you into drama that you did not start. What do you do?

Interrupt then and shut the whole conversation down.

Start more drama.

Ignore it completely.

Tell them you aren't interested in taking part.

Ask for clarification.

Someone says, “You look tired today.” How do you respond?

“Wow. Brave choice to start your day like this.”

“Amazing. Insult me at breakfast.”

“Thank you for your concern.”

“Do I? Huh.”

“Funny, I was about to say the same about you.”

Someone tells you to “calm down.” What do you do?

Rage out and cause a scene.

Say “Interesting choice of words.”

Say “I am calm.”

Take a deep breath.

You see someone being dramatic for attention. What do you think?

“Here we go.”

“Not my business.”

“I refuse to clap for this performance.”

“They love an audience.”

“I hope they are okay.”

Someone tries to guilt trip you. What is your move?

Respond in a way that makes them second-guess their entire approach.

Point out the clear manipulation.

Try to fix it.

Feel awkward.

Say “I am not responsible for that.”

Someone lies to you even though you know the truth. What happens?

You ask, “Are you sure?”

You say, “I will let you rethink that sentence.”

You let it go.

You entertain it. “Oh, wow, interesting”

You repeat their lie back to them with a raised eyebrow.

Someone gives you a fake compliment. How do you respond?

Give a fake smile and move on.

“Cute attempt, try again.”

Say thank you.

“Your acting career needs work.”

Give them a side eye the whole time.

A person talks over you. What do you do?

Pause and take a deep breath while they finish.

Say, “Are you done?” once they stop.

Let them finish.

Correct them and let them know you were speaking first.

Keep talking louder as if they were background noise.

A person keeps bragging. You respond by…

Smiling and zoning out.

Saying “Good for you.”

Asking, “Does this story get better or can I sit down?”

Listening politely.

Letting them know you are suspicious, “Wow that's quite the tale.”

When someone is rude to you, your default response is…

Offer a polite smile.

Give a short, clipped reply.

Point out exactly what they did.

Ruin their confidence with one well-timed dig.

Walk away.

Someone tries to embarrass you in front of others. What do you do?

Give them a look that says “Noted.”

Change the subject.

Obliterate them with a one line comeback that becomes local legend.

Clap back with grace.

Laugh it off.

You receive a text that says “We need to talk.” What is your reaction?

Take a deep breath and reply back “Ok, when?”

“Great. I will bring snacks and honesty.”

Worry about all the things you might have done wrong

Worry about all the things you know you have done wrong.

Send a text immediately “About what?”

Someone offers advice you did not ask for. Your reaction?

You stare until they get uncomfortable and walk away.

You smile politely.

You say “Interesting” and ignore it.

You pretend to listen, and then come up with an excuse to leave.

You reply with “That is wild considering no one asked your opinion.”

A stranger cuts in front of you in line. What happens next?

You step closer so they know you noticed.

You move in front of them again with eye contact and zero explanation.

You sigh loudly.

You let it go.

You tap their shoulder and ask if they are lost.

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