The Bitch Test

A person keeps bragging. You respond by…

Listening politely.

Saying “Good for you.”

Letting them know you are suspicious, “Wow that's quite the tale.”

Smiling and zoning out.

Asking, “Does this story get better or can I sit down?”

When someone is rude to you, your default response is…

Offer a polite smile.

Point out exactly what they did.

Walk away.

Ruin their confidence with one well-timed dig.

Give a short, clipped reply.

A stranger cuts in front of you in line. What happens next?

You sigh loudly.

You let it go.

You tap their shoulder and ask if they are lost.

You move in front of them again with eye contact and zero explanation.

You step closer so they know you noticed.

You receive a text that says “We need to talk.” What is your reaction?

Worry about all the things you know you have done wrong.

Take a deep breath and reply back “Ok, when?”

Send a text immediately “About what?”

“Great. I will bring snacks and honesty.”

Worry about all the things you might have done wrong

Someone says, “You look tired today.” How do you respond?

“Wow. Brave choice to start your day like this.”

“Thank you for your concern.”

“Funny, I was about to say the same about you.”

“Do I? Huh.”

“Amazing. Insult me at breakfast.”

Someone lies to you even though you know the truth. What happens?

You entertain it. “Oh, wow, interesting”

You say, “I will let you rethink that sentence.”

You repeat their lie back to them with a raised eyebrow.

You ask, “Are you sure?”

You let it go.

You see someone being dramatic for attention. What do you think?

“They love an audience.”

“Not my business.”

“Here we go.”

“I hope they are okay.”

“I refuse to clap for this performance.”

Someone gives you a fake compliment. How do you respond?

“Your acting career needs work.”

“Cute attempt, try again.”

Give a fake smile and move on.

Give them a side eye the whole time.

Say thank you.

Someone tries to embarrass you in front of others. What do you do?

Obliterate them with a one line comeback that becomes local legend.

Laugh it off.

Clap back with grace.

Change the subject.

Give them a look that says “Noted.”

A person talks over you. What do you do?

Correct them and let them know you were speaking first.

Keep talking louder as if they were background noise.

Let them finish.

Say, “Are you done?” once they stop.

Pause and take a deep breath while they finish.

Someone tells you to “calm down.” What do you do?

Say “Interesting choice of words.”

Take a deep breath.

Say “I am calm.”

Rage out and cause a scene.

Say “Interesting choice of words.”

Someone offers advice you did not ask for. Your reaction?

You stare until they get uncomfortable and walk away.

You pretend to listen, and then come up with an excuse to leave.

You smile politely.

You reply with “That is wild considering no one asked your opinion.”

You say “Interesting” and ignore it.

Someone tries to drag you into drama that you did not start. What do you do?

Ignore it completely.

Start more drama.

Tell them you aren't interested in taking part.

Interrupt then and shut the whole conversation down.

Ask for clarification.

Someone tries to guilt trip you. What is your move?

Feel awkward.

Respond in a way that makes them second-guess their entire approach.

Say “I am not responsible for that.”

Point out the clear manipulation.

Try to fix it.

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